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Cordelia Chase: @ watchergiles

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Missing Oz, I haven’t seen him in a while.

Neither have I, now that I think about it. He’s always been rather taciturn though.

That is true, usually he keeps in touch with me though.

If I see him I’ll…

Maybe if you ever helped us once Cordelia then they wouldn’t be attacking us!

 I’m sorry, I gave up hanging out with losers.

Sorry guys. Things have been…hectic.

Oz! I was beginning to think you got sent to the pound

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At the library.

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Hello Giles! What do you need?

Well, I was going to ask you to help me with some research but it turns out we have an unwelcome visitor to our inner-sanctum. 

Who?

The new Watcher.

A new Watcher. But why?

I was dismissed from my duties as Buffy’s Watcher, Willow. Surely you remember. It was that week when Buffy actually paid attention to me.

Yeah Will, even I remember

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I haven’t seen Buffy in days. She’s been spending all of her time with Faith. It’s like she doesn’t even think about me any more. Well I guess it makes sense her spending time with Faith, them being both slayers and all. Yet she could still talk to me every once in a while….

And explaining to me too! You guys aren’t the only ones Buffy’s been neglecting

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Reading well this is fun, I wish I could see Oz though it’s been a couple days since I have.

I’m here. Last full moon wore me out

Yay! Now I don’t…

Good because then I’d have to reconsider my friendship with you two

 Please, if they ended up like your parents they’d have bigger problems then your friendship. If anything, they’d be glad to be rid of the dead weight.

No one asked you, Cordy!

 Whatever, Harris. I’m going shopping, because unlike you my daddy can afford for me to have a fashion sense.

Good thing too, because I’ve noticed that the price to look like a skank is getting more expensive by the day

 Better than looking like Harry the hobo.

I so do not look like a hobo!

 Your hair is greasy, your face is oily, you’re wearing $3 pants from the church charity store, and your shirt’s so holey they’re considering making it the next pope.

Stop being mean to Xander!

 Somebody finally got a spine. Look, Xander, your girlfriend’s protecting you.

Don’t go there, Cordelia

I’m Oz’s girlfriend not Xanders that’s over way past over!

Yeah.

Exactly! Never happening

Cordelia maybe you should learn about our lives and not just assume things.

Yeah, we don’t go around assuming things about your life

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Reading well this is fun, I wish I could see Oz though it’s been a couple days since I have.

I’m here. Last full moon wore me out

Yay! Now I don’t…

Good because then I’d have to reconsider my friendship with you two

 Please, if they ended up like your parents they’d have bigger problems then your friendship. If anything, they’d be glad to be rid of the dead weight.

No one asked you, Cordy!

 Whatever, Harris. I’m going shopping, because unlike you my daddy can afford for me to have a fashion sense.

Good thing too, because I’ve noticed that the price to look like a skank is getting more expensive by the day

 Better than looking like Harry the hobo.

I so do not look like a hobo!

 Your hair is greasy, your face is oily, you’re wearing $3 pants from the church charity store, and your shirt’s so holey they’re considering making it the next pope.

Stop being mean to Xander!

 Somebody finally got a spine. Look, Xander, your girlfriend’s protecting you.

Don’t go there, Cordelia

I’m Oz’s girlfriend not Xanders that’s over way past over!

Yeah.

Exactly! Never happening

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Reading well this is fun, I wish I could see Oz though it’s been a couple days since I have.

I’m here. Last full moon wore me out

Yay! Now I don’t…

Good because then I’d have to reconsider my friendship with you two

 Please, if they ended up like your parents they’d have bigger problems then your friendship. If anything, they’d be glad to be rid of the dead weight.

No one asked you, Cordy!

 Whatever, Harris. I’m going shopping, because unlike you my daddy can afford for me to have a fashion sense.

Good thing too, because I’ve noticed that the price to look like a skank is getting more expensive by the day

 Better than looking like Harry the hobo.

I so do not look like a hobo!

 Your hair is greasy, your face is oily, you’re wearing $3 pants from the church charity store, and your shirt’s so holey they’re considering making it the next pope.

Stop being mean to Xander!

Yeah! Stop being mean to me! My shirt’s not that holey. And my hair and face are just fine!

You didn’t seem to mind anything about my appearance when we were dating, Cordy

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Reading well this is fun, I wish I could see Oz though it’s been a couple days since I have.

I’m here. Last full moon wore me out

Yay! Now I don’t…

Good because then I’d have to reconsider my friendship with you two

 Please, if they ended up like your parents they’d have bigger problems then your friendship. If anything, they’d be glad to be rid of the dead weight.

No one asked you, Cordy!

 Whatever, Harris. I’m going shopping, because unlike you my daddy can afford for me to have a fashion sense.

Good thing too, because I’ve noticed that the price to look like a skank is getting more expensive by the day

 Better than looking like Harry the hobo.

I so do not look like a hobo!